"You're gonna have a fuckin' ball reading this."
Jerkin' Off to Camfrog
My Dick and My Dad
8 1/2 Pounds of Urine
"Only reason it didn't rupture was because his abs were so strong."
Yr Boyfriend is a Tool
"Julia, I don't find this funny at all."
Get Ryan a kettle.
First Loves That Destroyed Me
"Better than Chicago & Dave Attell combined."
The Band? The City?
"I want you to meet some friends of mine tonight."
"Yeh, I don't know. I've really got to get home.
Gotta buy a pretzel and ride a train and then a bus."
"I forgot you smoke."
$200 Couch My Ex-Wife and I Bought
Jack Krick's Sweatshirt
Jack Krick's Snoring
"Do you mind if I lay here with you?"
"If I were to go back in time and fuck any poet..."
Fartin' And Hung Over
New York: City Full of Dicks
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