I woke and walked

briskly down the old hallway through

the cold to the source

a toilet laid a cough

swelling on the edge, in tears

me on my side with the cold Deed

for address 225 East

Louden Street

father makes a two-sec call

and hangs up after I assure him that

I'm reading the damned thing

ALL THAT CERTAIN

lot or piece of ground

with the buildings and improvements

(early next electric Sunday)

thereon erected

THENCE

extending Northwardly along a line parallel

with the said "A" street

distance of one hundred twelve feet, six inches

SITUATE on the Northerly side of Louden street at the distance

of two hundred and twenty feet, ten and five-eighths inches eastward

from the east side of "A" street in

the Forty Second Ward of the City of Philadelphia

to have and to hold this cough

a hack all too singular the buildings

improvements, ways, streets, alleys, 

driveways, passages, waters,

water-courses, rights, liberties, 

privileges, hereditaments, and appurtenances

COFF!!! coff coff coff coff coff!!